The Hundred Year Hiatus

My my, it has been a while, hasn't it? I know i have >millions< of readers who are just baffled at my long pause between updates. [And yes, it was a long pause--longer than some of you may know.]

While the date of my last update appears to be the 30th of April, it has been much
longer {for me} than only 3 and some fraction months.

you See (no you d'ont), iwaskidnappedby

my se. lf
{i can see i just lost
some of you there}

the me that kidnapped me
came from an alt>ernate>ive>>>futu>re[wind<<] (one in which [obviously]
timetravelevartemit has been invented)

i told myself
"you are in quite considerable danger"
to which I promptly
replied "?whatthehell"

b.ut

,the next thing i knew (or {liked to think} i thought i knew)
i was whisked away
to another time,anotherplace
where i and i lived for a while
under myown learning from me
about the future of us

to mAke a lonG story short.er, i had to kill
mySelf
[in another timeline]
in order to save me

allinall,idobelieve
I'vE been gone a grand total of nigh
a century
fixingandpatchingup
history
because it was me who broke it
to [<<>start]. with