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8.30.2006

topsy-turvy curly fries

I went to Arby's yesterday for lunch (a cowboy hat told me that their roast beef sandwich is delicious). Upon recieving my warm paper bag of ultimate deliciousness, however, I made a startling discovery--my curly fry conatiner had been ever so carelessly placed upside down in the bag! Now this irked the hell out of me (which, I might add, is extremely difficult to do since the dimension of hell doesn't [i don't think] reside physically within my body... it happened anyway, though). And I had been nothing but polite and jovial with them while ordering my food....

Luckily, at the bottom of my now tainted bag, I found a self-addressed comment card. I filled this out completely, giving everything high marks, save for my side order. What follows is a paraphrase of some of the questions on the card, and my answers to them:

Why did you choose Arby's today?
For the yummy taste and the cute cowboy hat logo.

How was your food?
Great, except the upside down curly fries.

Where would you have gone today if not Arby's and why?
Barbados, because it's warm.

What could we do to get you to return to Arby's more frequently?
Not put curly fries upside down in the bag. Also, free pony rides.

Any additional comments?
The Phantom of the Opera was loosely based on true events.


I'm hoping that my comments will cause a drastic reform in Arby's curly fry packing policies.

1 Comments:

Anonymous 匿名 said...

You are so funny Justin!

Hope you are doing well!!!

-Danielle

12:20 午後  

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